QotD: That's Just Cruel

What's the weirdest baby name you've ever heard (or considered)?

Well, it's not so much "a" name as a set of names. J plans on having 4 children, and naming them, in order, Flora, Hugh, Delores, and Mordecai. Regardless of gender. Because then he'd be able to say that he named his children after a Clint Eastwood movie.